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Jordi Alba asume que es una vaca sagrada y se irá a jugar a India

por Jonah Jameson | Ene 24, 2022 | Actualidad, FC Barcelona | 0 Comentarios

Cansado de recibir críticas y de que se le acuse de Vaca Sagrada, el lateral ha decidido tomar una decisión drástica y dejar el Barcelona a final de temporada para irse a jugar a la India, donde por fin será una vaca sagrada de verdad.

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